Unleash the Fury

Okay. As you may recall, in my last post, I mentioned a number of qualities about myself that make me superior. I also mentioned a number of things that cause people to question my sexuality (I'm bi-curious, by the way). In any event, there are subjects that require further extrapolation. First things first: I have unnaturally large lats. In my last post, I mentioned my ability to fucking rock out bigtime pulldowns and o-ring-blasting low-rows. I thought I made it clear then that when it comes to lat, I'm the big cat, but it appears that my loyal readers don't understand that (actually, I'm just looking for an excuse to talk about my lats again). In fact, some have called me the glider. Why the glider? Oh, I don't know, maybe it's because my fucking lats are so fucking large, they cover a surface area sufficient to cause my body to glide through the air. Or, maybe I have a flap of skin between my arms and legs that allow me to glide between trees like a flying squirrel. Who knows!? Actually, I do. And the answer is that I have big lats. Also, people don't call me the glider, they generally call me by my first and/or last name, which is really not all that abnormal. Alright, I'm done talking about lats.

Onto my second topic of this post: hack squats. Now, I'm pretty sure I made no mention of this in my last post, but I don't give a shit. I'm doing it: I'M TALKIN' SQUATS! Here we go: I can squat one-hundred pounds (100lbs.). Huh? Yes, that's only one rep. No, I didn't realize that was not impressive and something people normally don't brag about. Listen pube-brains. I am not a "normal" person. Actually, in terms of physical size and weight, I'm quite average, but the fact that I post blogs like this and talk about my average physical feats as if they are unique and incredible makes me "not normal," and somewhat of a douchebag. That's right. So, the questions remains: do you want to make out? Strike that. That question remains: Fuck you...? Okay, it's not a question, but still, fuck you. Consider yourself clowned.